Distractions

Its not fake when your nice to the people you dislike, it shows your mature and that you can be civilized. Who told you it was fake?

printheth-thky:

nikkibon:

joce-lyn:

katherine-v:

(via spittinvividly)

OH I HELLA FEEL IT.

Can you tweet your brother to check if he did the oil change?

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My Mom

sorry maine, hate to be the bear of bad news

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—	Brendan Hoey

express-o:

This is cute on so many different levels.

I wish they didn’t get divorced. They were so cute.

#ifsantawaskrishaq her sleigh would be a purple rav4

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—	ON_LIKE_TWIT

#ifsantawascharmainepajar all the presents would smell like food HAHAHAHA

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KrishaQ

#ifsantawaschristianmillare everybody would get CDs from artists that no one fucking cares about/listens to

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KrishaQ

#ifsantawasamyhung she’d only deliver presents to single black men

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KrishaQ

Me and Aaron are going to fail ENG122

ItsAaronCheng: UGH
ItsAaronCheng: tell me when you start
ItsAaronCheng: so i start too
maineymonstah: HAHAHA
maineymonstah: okay, and if you start you tell me so i start too.
ItsAaronCheng: AHHAA
ItsAaronCheng: well that will be after the niners game
ItsAaronCheng: that went up on tumblr.
ItsAaronCheng: haha
maineymonstah: HAHAHA I WENT ON TUMBLR TO GO POST THAT
ItsAaronCheng: HAHA TWINS!